aseaofquotes:

David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
Audience: *cheers*
Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
It was already confirmed by sm that M&K would have two separate albums so you don't have anything to worry about
Anonymous



Yep I know! Was this based off an old post that I made about how the rumors of having only one album seemed unlikely? Because I posted that before it was confirmed by SM that they would have two separate albums so I’m not worried now, thanks though :)

Okay, so I was pretty sure that there would be Korean and Chinese versions of each song, but WOW SM the fact that you’re splitting the albums with 5 songs of each language is clearly forcing both korean and chinese fans to buy two albums so they can have all 10 songs in their language. I’m impressed SM. Just in case you wouldn’t make a lot of money off of EXO’s comeback, you have this as a safeguard. So rather than just the die-hard OT12 fans buying both albums, basically everyone has to buy both albums whoa :O I’m looking forward to this comeback SM don’t disappoint me. 

ohsoromanov:

 The Russian Cartier Tiaras,

michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

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and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:
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et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!

(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)

thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:

My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.

jackpittgregor:

safelovedwise:

“He was knocking my knees with his hammer to test my reactions and he said, ‘Do you have family?’ and I said, ‘I have a family but I don’t have children,’ he said, ‘Do you want children?’ and I said, ‘Yes, very much one day.’”

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chipcococafe:

Toy Poodle Coke Float
“I also ordered a float, which I could not choose the flavour nor decoration. The float you get depends on the maid who prepares it for you and today, I got a Toy Poodle~!!O(≧▽≦)O ワーイ♪”
I actually think it looks more like a bunny rabbit with floppy ears…but either way its so cute!